تلطيش امريكي

انه بيل هايكس, من اجمد ستاند اب كوميديان تطرق في عروضه الساخره الى عده مواضيع ... كالسياسه الامريكيه , الجنس ,موسيقى ومخدرات...فجعلته لذعاته ناقدا اجتماعيا... واليكم شويه اقتباسات من عروضه

"I'm so sick of arming the world, then sending troops over to destroy the fucking arms, you know what I mean? We keep arming these little countries, then we go and blow the shit out of them. We're like the bullies of the world, y'know. We're like Jack Palance in the movie Shane, throwing the pistol at the sheepherder's feet.
"Pick it up."
"I don't wanna pick it up, Mister, you'll shoot me."
"Pick up the gun."
"Mister, I don't want no trouble. I just came downtown here to get some hard rock candy for my kids, some gingham for my wife. I don't even know what gingham is, but she goes through about ten rolls a week of that stuff. I ain't looking for no trouble, Mister."
"Pick up the gun."
(He picks it up. Three shots ring out.)
"You all saw him - he had a gun."

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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: "Iraq: incredible weapons - incredible weapons." How do you know that? "Uh, well...we looked at the receipts Haar."

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"If the FBI's motivating factor for busting down the Koresh compound was child abuse, how come we never see Bradley tanks smashing into Catholic churches?"

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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the

fucking effort. There is a difference.

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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!

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Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes

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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

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If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.” بتضيف عليهن عدد كبير من الكتب والمدونات

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